It’s my birthday! I’ll be joining Miss Parker at the Beacon in Saint Augustine to sing, strip, and celebrate all things Florida, complete with swamp chickens, skeeters, bole p-nuts, gators, and everything you can think of when you make your way down to America’s wangly dangly! Bring pub subs and wear your biggest belt buckle to this floor show that’ll have you remembering why the best cafecitos come from old men in rickety trucks at sunrise, why you don’t go into the Everglades alone and why Pier 13 of that playa is so very linda!